Proconstipation
procrastinating writing pure sh-t.
bob: proconstipation sucks
bobett: tell me about it, i need to cr-p out some chapters this weekend but it won’t come out!!!
stephanie meyer: i need some time to proconstipate, so i can save the world from midnight sun just a bit longer.
i’m still proconstipating writing my sh-tty little fanfic. i’ll sh-t out a few more chapters before i go to bed.
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