procrapstinate
to avoid p–ping until later. often done when playing video games, in a public place, or on a first date.
randolph: how was your date with cindy?
thomas: not good. i had to procr-pstinate all day at the park. i told her i was sweating because i was hot.
when you really have to take a cr-p but refuse to in order to do other fun stuff thats going on.
i was on a 13 kill streak in cod and suddenly i had to sh-t real bad, but i had to procr-pstinate so i could finish the round.
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