procrapsturbate
when you procrastinate doing a task by masturbating while taking a dump on the toilet.
roy: i just got home from eating mexican food and should be mowing the lawn, but decided to go in the bathroom and procr-psturbate instead.
when you have work to do and you have to go p–p, but after p–ping you sit on the toilet and m-st-rb-t- because you don’t want to go back to work.
see also procrasturbate and p–pcrastinate.
“i had been working on calc homework for like an hour so i went to the bathroom for a routine p–pcrastination…little did i know my stupid stepdad had been over the night before and left his hustler on top of the toilet. before i knew i had started to procr-psturbate.”
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