the constant need to do every other possible thing you can think of instead of the work you should actually be doing.
once again, my procrastaddiction has prevented me from meeting my deadlines, but at least my house is spotless.
- emily waltz
an emily waltz is someone who has the ugliest laugh and has the oldest iphone ever created. emily waltz knows how to make you cry because she is so annoying. i just saw that girl over there ugly laughing and taking selfies with her iphone 3. what an emily waltz!
- b*tthole soliloquy
to make known one’s feelings of satisfaction or discontent by farting. “the service last night was so awful that i chose to express my dissatisfaction by issuing a b-tthole soliloquy .”
dictator of a country who steals money and natural resources from his/her people to live a lavish lifestyle. kleptocrat, dictator, kings, corruption, steal, dictatorship this country is so beautiful, it is too bad that its resources have been stolen by this kleptoking in central city.
- fart fantasy
group of women that fart i like watching the fart fantasy
- deucin and newsin
the act of deucing and reading the news. an individual sits on a toilet and simultaneously reads the news. it is one of the known arts of deucing guy 1: yo what you doin? yo you deucing and staring? guy 2: nah, im reading the news and deucin. im deucin and newsin.