Procrastcreate
putting off having s-x with someone until you are drunk enough to find them attractive
dude 1: “hey wingman you see that chick over there with the ugly friend?”
dude 2: “yep…. i better procrastcreate a bit more..”
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- proscia
to make a mistake or screw-up. don’t proscia this next p-ss, you better catch it. (verb) to mess up or screw up badly; to fail epically; to do a poor job at something qb: don’t proscia this p-ss, you need to catch it. wr: i’ll catch it; i never proscia.
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