Procrasterbathing
the act of taking a bath/shower rather than doing things you have to do
i was procrasterbathing last night instead of doing homework.
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having a large laugh over other peoples dismay, usually when made a fool of. the invisible art museum was made to trick pretentious hipsters into thinking theres actually art in there , the museum owner is probably just in his office yukkin’ it up.
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the loud genital-related s-x noises coming from lesbian neighbors i couldn’t sleep last night due to the sn-tch racket coming from my lesbian neighbors
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when your d-ck is so floppy it almost looks like a saggy b-m hole your d-ck is a floppy n-b
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female verison of p-ssy whipped linny can’t leave sergio because she’s “c-ck sprung.”