procrasterbation
procrasterbation is the fine art of using m-st-rb-t–n to procrastinate.
son: “mom i don’t want to take the trash out right now, i’ll do it later”
mother: “stop your procrasterbation and take the god d-mn trash out!”
to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to m-st-rb-t-.
“did you do the math homework last night?”
“no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it”
when instead of getting things done you mastebate
dude, i had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.
the act of masturbating simply because you are putting something else off.procasterbation is most commonly found when students are doing research or other homework on their computer.
random student:”yeah i just got -ssigned this huge english paper for monday, but i’m probably going to end up procasterbating the whole time”
ted: all that procrasterbation over the weekend really messed me up for his week’s exams”
when you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.
g-d i really don’t want to write this paper..
procrasterbation is always a good alternative.
the male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do.
man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all f-cked up cus i didnt do my project.
the art of delaying an -rg-sm for as long as possible, marathon masturbating.
all this procrasterbation has me rubbed raw.
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