Procrastibating
masturbating to p-ss the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
no, sorry. i didn’t finish my homework. i was too busy procrastibating.
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the act of “m-ssaging” ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.
mother: can you take out the rubbish?
son: yeah in a minute… im just…. err… busy.
mother: stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .
v. the act of using m-st-rb-t–n to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.
i should have studied for this final last night, but i was too busy procrastibating.
when one is masturbating so they don’t have to do something important. i.e. homework, project, etc.
im procrastibating instead of doing my language arts project
masturbating while procrastinating.
i did not get much study done today because i was procrastibating.
the act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or ch-r-s through self-masturbation
i bet your matt didn’t do any work for his energy, markets and risk exam last night. he was probably too busy procrastibating.
verb: putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself s-xually.
“no, i didn’t finish my science paper, i was procrastibating instead.”
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