procrastibation

masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.
i engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when i should have been writing a paper.
a brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
“ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate”
like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.
“eh, i had a few hours before going out, so i got in some solid procrastibation.”
the s-xual gratification of one’s self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.
i found him watching p-rnography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but i know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.
the act of procrastination by the use of excessive m-st-rb-t–n.
tom: “hey did you do the english homework?”
jeff: “yeah but i didn’t finish it until about 2 am. procrastibation is really a b-tch.”
jacking around when you have more important things to do.
i had a 10 page paper due in several hours but i wallowed in procrastibation.
the use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. combination of procrastination and masturbation.
i was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all i’ve been doing is procrastibation.

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