Procrastibog
pr-nounced “pro-crasta-bog”;
the act of going to the toilet to take a break from work/school/homework to check your mobile device outside of normal break times.
“oh geez wilfred, lunch has gone straight through me, i better procrastibog to check on those mets to avoid doing work”
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