Procrasticushion


a term used to by someone to let someone know they can be late because that person is not able to meet the designated time, and they already know the other person is a big -ss procrastinator, and has been a bunch load of times.
michael: “are we still on for a mid day hang and bang at 4? i really need to see your fantasmic self.”
cati: “i still need some extra time to prepare myself for your extra amazerful -ss so you have a procrasticushion today.”
michael: “your a bamfb.”

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