Procrastifarming
procastifarming is the art of delaying your real world tasks by immersing yourself in the world of farmville.
martin: “oh hey dave, have you finished the excel sheets i sent you”
dave: “uuuhh… i got some calls from the client so…” thinks.. f-ck i shouldn’t have been procrastifarming
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