Prostituism
the act of selling your body to guys who need v-g-n- (or -ss), guys who are really desperate, guys who think their wife is a wh-r- and just want some good s-x once in awhile, guys who believe -n-l dwelling is the best saying invented, or guys who just cant have s-x with one girl all the time and dont care even if the prost-tute is a matt (see a matt)
have you ever gone through prost-tuism?
prost-tuism: the act of selling your body to guys who need v-g-n- (or -ss), guys who are really desperate, guys who think their wife is a wh-r- and just want some good s-x once in awhile, guys who believe -n-l dwelling is the best saying invented, or guys who just cant have s-x with one girl all the time and dont care even if the prost-tute is a matt (see a matt)
if your a prost-tute, then you’ve probably experience prost-tuism
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