Procrastilisting
the act of procrastinating by making large or extensive lists of what you are putting off. usually done with the mind set that making these lists will somehow help you achieve the goal of actually doing these tasks.
person 1: hey man get much done today?
person 2: yeah f-ck look at this extremely comprehensive list of things that i needed to do today
person 1: do any of them?
person 2: nup… i really need to stop procrastilisting
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