Procrastimosis


definition by ethymology: procrastination and osmosis

when a student procrastinates until the night before, falls asleep head first on his or her books. waking up the next morning and hoping that the material used osmosis to get from the book to their brain.

also can be called the “book 2 brain” method.
joe fell asleep during his late night cram session. woke up having not learned a thing though wished he learned through procrastimosis.

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