procrastinaging
a blend of procrastinating and aging – procrastinating so hard you can actually feel yourself getting older while simultaneously (duh) not getting anything done, which is frustrating. an extremely advanced form of procrastination, usually incurable.
you should do something about that procrastinaging – it’s beginning to show!
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- Popass
the gastrointestinal phenomenon experienced by many people after they eat popeye’s chicken including, but not limited to, explosive and watery diarrhea, uncontrollable flatulence, and upset stomach. normally lasts until the next ferocious bowel movement. we had popeye’s for lunch and now amanda has a terrible case of pop-ss. it’s eye–ss-poppin’ bad.
- Corbian syndrome
when someone stays with a woman/man he/she hates only for s-x or fear of not being with a woman or man ever again. -that poor b-st-rd got the corbian syndrome.
- corn dog puppy
1. when someone says something that no one else around them understands, this is called a corn dog puppy. 2. a misunderstanding. “i just got a face chill.” “what is that?” “like one of those cold chills, on your face.” “what a corn dog puppy!”
- corporate tab
when you get free drinks at a bar or restaurant because you know the manager or owner i’m broke but i’m going to the bar tonight cause i got a corporate tab!
- popcornable
able to eat snacks(mainly popcorn) to bob: dude, that movie was so popcornable. greg: i know, i had to go back for refills on my milk duds