procrastinate ejaculate
when your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.
friend 1: oh, i didn’t know your cousin had down syndrome.
friend 2: yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate -j-c-l-t-.
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