Procrastination Crap
when one procrastinates by going to the bathroom repeatedly, as opposed to actually doing what they’re supposed to be doing. can also be done during the work, to give someone a chance to have a mental break, and not actually have to work.
not to be confused with the boredom cr-p, which someone takes in a desperate attempt to alleviate boredom, as opposed to their bladder and bowels.
i took so many procrastination cr-ps while i was writing my essay, jen was certain i had killed at least 20 dolphins with the wasted toilet water.
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