procrastination pump
completing an -ssignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after m-ssively procrastinating. this outburst of energy often leads to completion of -ssignments in an incredibly efficient manner.
i thought there was no way i’d finish my homework on time, but then i procrastination pumped my way through it.
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