procrastinature


a human state of mind or temperament signified by long bouts of indecision and uncertainty. the lifelong simmering inability to make a firm decision, and its’ -ssociated symptoms.
it was fortunate my drivers license was suspended, since i was having such trouble deciding where to road-trip for my holiday. yes, those police really did my procrastinature a favor.

my! he really suffers his own procrastinature.

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