procrastitician
(noun) a veritable virtuoso of avoidance. a diabolical mastermind at delaying not just mere tedious tasks, but critical life advancing decisions.
once a promising film student and writer, jonathan lost his motivation, quit school and squandered years of his life working in bars and restaurants. when this failed to get him far enough away from his goal of one day making a feature film, the master ‘procrast-tician’ took a job teaching english in morocco where he has has been for the past five years. he is currently considering planning to plan to start writing his first script later this year.
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