procrastivity
the act of being productive in something you don’t actually need to be doing in order to put off the work that you should be doing.
today i cleaned my apartment, volunteered at a soup kitchen, and finally got around to balancing my checkbook! but i didn’t write that paper that’s due tomorrow. procrastivity strikes again.
the condition of productivity an individual may find themselves in due to avoiding a particular task.
he was avoiding his math homework, cleaning his apartment and taking out the garbage in a fit of procrastivity.
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