Procrasturbait
to engage in masturbation as a means to postpone an obligation.
susan was supposed to finish her homework but instead decided to procrasturbait for another half hour.
Read Also:
- productive fish
1. a fish that doesnt just sit around in the bowl, but builds castles and plays with things. 2. something i said when i was reallly tired / hyper. i am a productive fish!
- Proke
a shorter word for saying practical joke. i was fooled by the best proke yesterday (n) a level of poverty that is beyond poor, and beyond broke, creating a whole new level of economic devestation. tom: hey jim, lets go see a game! jim: dude, i can’t. i just paid my bills and i am […]
- broomer
n. canadian term for the ice-curling “athlete” who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. thus a broomer is any lazy individual. ………………………………………………………………………….. hurry hard! split the rings and ice their broomer! when somebody beheads themself and attaches it onto a wooden shaft and uses it as […]
- bropunzel
any man with long flowing hair longer then his shoulders. did you see that guy there? ya. with his insane long hair i thought he was an ugly girl at first, then i realised it was just a bropunzel
- Brorphan
1. a bro who was shunned or has otherwise dissociated from a group of what he thought was bros, but turned out to be douches, leaving himself to be a bro without bros. 2. a bro who is new to the area and has yet to find other bros to bro it up with. dude […]