Procrasty masty
when you’re avoiding doing something so much you need to go sort out an -rg-sm before you continue on with the task at hand.
i will execute this condemned man, but first… procrasty masty
i’ll clean the bathroom but first…
i swear, skydiving instructor, i’ll jump out of the plane in just a second, but first…
i need to go and m-st-rb-t-, but first…
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