the act of procrastination by masturbating and not getting anything done.
i didn’t feel like doing my work so i procrasterbated and my teacher got mad when she found out. looks like procrasterbation didn’t work. “procraterbation”
gay prodigy. otherwise known as “pocket gay” or “gay in training.” the prodigay exhibits all the necessary characteristics and taste in fashion required by a seasoned h-m-s-xual, but at a much earlier age. bob got really lucky. the guy he’s training is a total prodigay. in two days he perfected the eye-roll and the sense […]
- professional purgatory
experienced largely during a person’s mid-twenties, denoting a period of a person’s professional life where they feel they are pointlessly clocking in and clocking out, endlessly over what is viewed as an infinite length of time. “i’m stuck in professional purgatory, sue – however many jobs i apply for, i still have the cold sweat […]
how a word sounds when spoken correctly. not a vital part of any urbandictionary definition. ‘tough’ and ‘though’ are spelled similarly, but have very different pr-nunciations. a key part of a dictionary definition that doesn’t actually matter. the pra-nen-sci-ah-ma-shun really doesn’t matter.
a word to describe someone who is very “lax” about the use of condoms (ie. prophylactic) in their s-x life. gump: “dude did you have s-x with that hot milf??” tub: “yessire!! she was very prophylaxtic and let me give her a creampie!”
- prosie dust
1. dust of the prost-tutes 2. much like hooker dust however prosie dust comes only from the v-g-n- and -n-s region. 1. “sh-t, what happened last night? i woke up with prosie dust all around my mouth!” 2. “excuse me sl-t, how much is your prosie dust by the kilo?” 3. “who needs hair of […]