procraturbating


if you are masterbaiting instead of doing the things you should do.
it is simply procrastination and masturbation combined into one word, since you need to make things simpler and shorter, if you have only hand to type.
you:man i need to write a 15 page essey, seems like i have to pukl an all nighter
friend: man you had 2 weeks to finish it, why are you always procrastinating it
you: not exactly, i was procraturbating the whole week

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