prod buttock
formal version of “kick -rs-“.
constable: sergent, those hoodlums are smashing in all the windows again and have knocked corporal alan unconscious.
segrent: right lad, round up the boys, this is a code red, you know what to do.
constable: time to kick ar….i mean “prod b-ttock” sir?
sergent: right you are constable. oh and bring big joe and alfie, looks like we’re going to have a lot of prodding this time. hop to it lad!
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