noun- person who buys anything new on the market or new to themselves. just like a hypochondriac is ailed with any illness/problems going around.
word was invented by me due to my wife spending all my dough on any and everything new to market.
“she is such a prodochondriac, i pads, i phones, handbags, shoes any thing new she thinks she’ll use!”
“you are such a prodochondriac, you need that new tablet bad don’t you, wtf happened to pencils and paper and s–t..”
noun; someone who asks a person of romantic interest to go on a date that same day or night. he just sent me a text “what are you doing tonight?” i’m not going out with a procrastidater! procrastinator dating
a dike and a lesbian. dat one nasty hoe… yea she a dikesian
a way of describing a person who is going boy crazy or wanting to have s-x with a lot of men. from the words d-ck and loko. that girl is so dikloko right now, she is trying to get with all the boys on the floor.
oral s-x from a toothless gay guy. i got some awesome f-gum last night.
the ultimate lol dude: hahaha! i own you in counterstrike! me: no you don’t. roflmaocopterz0rsbubblegumpl0xrsomgbbqlolfartwtfpietacoawesomesauce. dude: ….sh-t