noun- person who buys anything new on the market or new to themselves. just like a hypochondriac is ailed with any illness/problems going around.

word was invented by me due to my wife spending all my dough on any and everything new to market.
“she is such a prodochondriac, i pads, i phones, handbags, shoes any thing new she thinks she’ll use!”

“you are such a prodochondriac, you need that new tablet bad don’t you, wtf happened to pencils and paper and s–t..”

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