Product Prolonger


in this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. one is to prolong their products. for example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scr-pe all of the toothpaste out. these things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.
girl 1: there is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: the handsoap is water-downed now! stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!

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