product sponge


a person who buys products just for the sake of owning them; derogatory synonym for “consumer”.
“it’s going to sp-ce, can you give it a second to get back from sp-ce? is the speed of light too slow for you, you non-contributing product sponge c-nt, can you just wait?” -louis ck

Read Also:

  • Proflihater

    a reckless person who profits from hate. i think proflihaters deserve to be heard, but they shouldn’t profit from it.

  • Proneactic

    a word used by one to sound smart in an argument when the person knows the opponent is right. mainly used as an example of a long-word alluding to being smarter and hence being more correct. the consolidated refinement was pr-neactic.

  • ramen boner

    when you want someone else’s ramen so badly that you get a b-n-r. watching you eat your lunch is giving me a ramen b-n-r

  • ratemyteacher.com

    an internet site that lets bratagers anonymously make racist, s-xist and misogynistic comments about their teachers. ratemyteacher.com should be banned for reasons of morality; it creates a culture of devil-worship.

  • ready eddy

    the real way to say are you ready. are you ready eddy?


Disclaimer: product sponge definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.