profanisaurus

concept created by the writers of uk comic viz which was stolen by urban dictionary with no credit given to viz.
urban dictionary plagiarist 1: let’s use and expand this profanisaurus idea in viz to create a website, and not acknowledge the original idea at all.
urban dictionary plagiarist 2: isn’t that morally wrong?
urban dictionary plagiarist 1: yeah but this is the internet and we’re faceless so it doesn’t matter.
a dictionary created by writers of viz comic. the profanisaurus is the rude dictionary created by roger melly. melly is a hard living, highly s-xed, profane television personality constantly thinking of new projects that will allow him to drink, earn illict cash and have s-x with -ssorted young women.
‘beef curtains is defined in the profanisaurus as a womans genetalia’
more fun than urban dictionary
lunchbox lancer n. archaic mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). first used by king arthur to describe the french army. in 562 ad he wrote: “fear not the french, for their knights are without heart, and their king without wisdom. but keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, i can tell you”.
a dictionary that contains every swearword know to man and is updated every year
includes words like f-ck c-nt w-nk b-st-rd -ss sh-t minge j-pseye inbread and plenty more