profesor von pie


a comical n-z- h-m-s-xual pie stuck on a v2 rocket in outersp-ce, who combines the knowledge and wisdom of socrates, with the flamboyance of a 1950’s steriotypical h-m-s-xual.
boy profesor von pie really gave it to your dad last night, that is to say he lectured him on mathematics… then f-cked him up the -ss like i did with your mom.

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