professional bride
a woman who makes being a bride her profession. one who marries and remarries and remarries. she finds the perfect man, bats her eyes, drags him to the alter, drains him dry of finances and all self respect, then claims the man is not right with god and moves on to the next. this particular type of woman can usually be found in a church and can change religions almost as fast as she can recite vows.
the poor guy needed years of counseling after his brief encounter with that professional bride b-tch.
she thinks she is a profssional bride but we all know it’s just a step up from street walker.
she preaches her -ss off but judges the world through her professional bride standards.
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