Pull a Dickie
to say you are going to do something / go somewhere and eventually never show off. lame excuses are used when “pulling a d-ckie” such as checking the email, having to meet the wife or being a total douche.
a couple of friends are walking to see a third one when suddenly one of them starts walking the wrong way.
-“hey, what are you doing! weren’t you supposed to come with me?”
-“mhhh…sorry but my wife hits me if i don’t get home before 7pm.”
-“what a douche! don’t try to pull a d-ckie on me.”
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