professional browser


a customer, who’s well schooled in the practice of appearing aloof, to the salesperson’s offer of -ssistance. more often than not, it is a facade. the more the profesional browser appears aloof, the more likley they are seriously interested in the product the are inspecting.
“the professional browser tried that jacket on three times. alot, for someone claiming to not be interested in it.”

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