professional Call of Duty watcher
a female who watches their friend(s) play call of duty all night which either doing drugs or trying to get them to shut it off and have s-x. unfortunitely in turn, become good at watching the game, and attmept to help them win.
random guy, “so do you play cod?”
tina, “no, but i am a professional call of duty watcher.”
anthony, “she watches me play every(god d-mned) night”
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