professional crastinator
one who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. one who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the urban dictionary. one who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.
“what do you do for a living?”
“well, i’m a professional crastinator”
“what’s that?”
“hold on, i’ll tell you in a minute.”
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