professional g/f


a girl who was a complete wh-r- and hits the “lotto” aka a boyfriend and all-of-a-sudden becomes a b-tch/prude who thinks every guy doesn’t have a chance in h-ll.
that chick used to f-ck everyone and now she acts like a professional g/f because she finally got a boyfriend.

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