professional urbaner


someone who provides urban dictionary definitions during work hours and gets paid for it.
when the boss is not watching, greta is a professional urbaner.

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    a dirty lauren is where you shove a fist full of vicks lozenges into your urethra to get that morning buzz there’s nothing better than a dirty lauren in the morning

  • Dumpster Salad

    referring to a promiscuous girl who’s a hot mess. a sl-t who doesn’t care what people think about her. most likely a barfly who frequently takes home random guys. my friend went out with that girl and said she’s a dumpster salad who’ll sleep with any guy in the bar. #dumpster salad #nutjob salad

  • AwkwardPella

    a song that is lacking a strong instrumental beat that is awkward to play in the club. “man trap queen is a great track, but it has such a long awkwardpella….”

  • bitch and moan

    what you motherf-ckers do on your urban dictionary accounts. what liberals and conservatives do to each other. what most youtube comments are jerry got f-cking sick and tired reading urban dictionary because he only saw definitions that b-tch and moan about someone else. #b-tch #moan #b-tch and moan #complain #commenting #sh-tposting

  • greasy flaps

    this is a way to describe a female with a disgusting v-g-n- which gives off a rather fishy odour as well as a considerable amount of lady juice. i had s-x with my girlfriend yesterday, it was fantastic! her greasy flaps provided fabulous lube.


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