Professional Yard Sale Associate

a term referring to hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. these women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

often affected with troll syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale every weekend?

its their job, they are professional yard sale -ssociates.

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