Professor Frink


scientist-like person on the simpsons that tends to mumble and use the word “glayven” a lot
professor frink, professor frink, he’ll make you laugh, he’ll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing, with the……… person…..oh boy…. that monkey is gonna pay.
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legenday fictional nerd, modeled after jerry lewis, best known for his frequent outbursts of nonsensical jabbering.
“oh dear, i’ve re-dorkulated!”
“what gave me away…just out of curiosity…was it the hoyven or the mayven…what?”
the biggest legend on the simpsons. likes to supplement all phrases with “umma-hey”
“i call it gamblor”
“the, uh, real humans wouldn’t burn, ah, quite so fast. umma-hey.”
“the secret ingredient is love! stupid machine!”

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