Professor Puma
an attractive woman professor, 30-something maybe early 40’s, looks like jennifer beal or something like that, dresses in tight suits and gives you brain b-n-rs, maybe a brainjob or two. she might even f-ck you in her office if you’re her smartest student cz iq points make her wet.
i really got my tuition’s worth out of her cl-ss – she’s a professor puma, i got a brainjob and a bl-wj-b!
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