professor vas
creepy schmoe with a pathetic mini c.
vanessa: who the f-ck is this blue-mask-wearing schmoe all over my facebook posts?
susanna: oh that’s professor vas. don’t give him the time of day unless there’s $1,000 plus dinner/gifts involved.
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