professor

1.a person who thinks they are so much smarter than everyone else in the world.

2. a nerd with a giant ego.
“whatever you say professor.”
a person who is an expert at his or her field of study.
professors do not have a degree in education or teaching.
matter of fact, i don’t know why the silly b-st-rds are allowed to teach without a degree in education.
want to know why professors suck at grading? because they were never taught how to grade…they were not taught how to teach.
professors are self-proclaimed intellectuals who are failures in the professional world.

while the supposed job description of a professor entails teaching, in actuality most professors know absolutely nothing about teaching. however, many professors will not hesitate to take a student’s tuition money, not teach him anything, and then test him on what he was never taught.

the other main activity of a professor is embezzling money (that could have been spent on useful things) for their own “research”. usually, this “research” involves topics that n-body outside of academia will ever care about or find a practical application for.

take solace in the fact that your professors earn a miserable salary in proportion to the level of education they have attained.
professor jones appropriated $100,000 to research if the poor performance of his cl-ss was due to his own incompetence. the results were inconclusive.
someone who talks in someone else’s sleep.
why does professor connolly always put on a video right after i eat lunch?
usually an arrogant person who hates america
joe: hey professor i have a question for you.

professor: ok

joe: are you a communist or a socialist?
one that gives knowledge
man, i’m meeting up with some professors this weekend…it’s gonna be good.
a freaky looking person who spends hours, because they get paid,trying to convince you of the neccessity to read and understand weird stuff.
the professor spoke for hours about the scales on a lizzards feet.

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