Profildaphilia


pr-nounciation: pro-file-da-fill-e-ah

the act of facebook profile stalking.

noun: profildaphile.
person 1: yeah, i totally got this new phone the other day.
person 2: yeah, i know.
person 1: umm, how do you know that?
person 2: through a bit of profildaphilia.
person 1: -in almost silent whispering- profildaphile…

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