profileheaven


profileheaven, or ph, is a community full of scottish low-lives, tramps, wh-r-s and scally wags who fight each other daily so they can become a member of staff or achieve e-coolness

in retrospect, these people are total losers and benefit scroungers
“did you hear about amy winehouse?”

“yup, she’s totally profileheaven”

“lol sc-m”
a social-networking site, mostly full of scottish resedents (but also includes others). most of the site is used to go around starting fights in ‘ned-speak’ or to chat in the forums/chat, so you get the chance to go to one of the arranged orgy-meets they have where they all have s-x with each other. also knowen as ‘rent-a-ride’ type of forum/chat.
i’m off to check my profileheaven, see if any wee sl-tty 15 year old girls want my p-n-s

awww wiit l3ts start a pur3 mad slaggiin folk match on eh profileh3aven

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