profit shit
the act of taking a sh-t at work and getting paid for the time you spent on the toilet. the person taking the profit sh-t usually takes their time and wipes excessively as to take up as much time as possible. this is done while still on the clock.
before i punched out for lunch i took a nice profit sh-t. i must have made 5 dollars!
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