programistan


programistan is the place where the it department has placed files/pages that everyone in the company needs to update or change but that no one in the company can access. it’s buried under some alphabet soup programming language/code/bleck that only mitch in it can change.
“i need to change some text on the website. who do i ask about that?” “aw, man, that isn’t happening today. only mitch can do that; those files are in programistan.”

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