programsturbation
what a software engineer does when s/he’s bored and should really be doing serious work.
dude, i couldn’t write any more of those tps reports…i’ve been programsturbating all day animating hamsters to sync with 80s songs. i’m so burned.
programsturbating = doing programsturbation
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