progressive party


a party where a group of people have to drink all the alcohol in a particular location before moving to another location to drink all the alcohol there. most people end up puking or asleep, but the few who make it to the final destination get treated like gods.
guy 1: did you hear john p-ssed out at the progressive party last night?
guy 2: yeah man! did you hear jenny made it to the end. what a woman.

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